Special Offer!
Diamond for your Hand!!
Beauty!
Her arm's turning into diamond!
What's going on?
This money is your souls.
As I extract money from your souls, your bodies turn to diamond.
Special Offer!
Diamond for your Hand!!
Diamond OF your Hand!!
The final, strongest, and hottest of the Four Lords of Margarita, Halekulani!
Lord Hale! Lord Hale!
Halaholahilehale!
Fist of Gorgeous Dark Secret Technique:
Death Money Board Game!
Fist of Gorgeous Dark Secret Technique
Death Money Board Game
Now you cannot return to the real world unless you reach the goal.
Now... Roll the dice!
Bring it on! I'll take your challenge to this disgusting game!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Nose Hair Bridge!
And here we are together...
Dancin'! Dancin'!
Hooray! It's the goal!
Please move on to part 2
There's more?
Come on! Does this mean we'll never reach the goal?
What a coward!
Exactly. You were destined to turn to diamonds all along.
Now, what will you do?
Leave this to me!
With Dengakuman tied up, the next batter is changed to...
Bo-bobo!
That's not diamond, that's pinch-hitting!
Diamond
X
Pinch-Hitting
It's a hit!
Oh, crap!
Yay!
And it's going higher and higher, right over the fence!
I got this one!
He caught it!
I did it! I caught it!
Dammit, no fair...
You get it now, Bo-bobo? You're destined to be an outfielder.
But the outfield's outside the diamond!
Diamond
X
Outfield
Also, can you stop wasting all of our time
and tell them what really happened!?
Okay, fine, I will.
So what happened last time, you ask?
I'll clear it with this attack!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Illusion Barbecue! You aren't really eating barbecue but you feel like you ate it,
so even though you aren't spending money you still feel gorgeous!
Slice through the darkness!
Galbi...
Beam!
We did it! The darkness cleared!
The darkness is gone! This means he's weakened!
That means we can attack him!
Blooming Flower Typhoon!!
Full Bloom!!!!
But you still haven't completely gotten rid of my Death Money Board Game!
Then I'll take that board game of yours...
And beat it with my Fun Time Board Game!
Translation:
SystematicChaos
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Stay alive!
Ikinokore
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Baby!
Baby
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Stay in the fight!
Kachinokore
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Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
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Baby!
Baby
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Whose fault is it,
Dare no sei de sonna
Raw Provider:
Bleeds_Tricolore
That you're being so pathetic?
Shobokure tonnen
That's why I keep telling you,
Dakara yuteru yaro itsumo
Timing:
SweetDevilStitch Ninjacloud
Hey, are you trying to put up with me or something?
Nanka gaman shitennon chauno?
Ain't that right?
Omae souchaun?
Come on, I know you've looked happier than this before,
Motto ureshisou na kao shiteru toki aruyan?
Like that time you went to buy clothes.
Fuku katta toki toka sa
Yeah, you know what I mean!
Sou sou
Hey, you see that old guy's face over there?
Hore mi ano ossan no kao!
That's gonna be you one day!
Omae mo annan natte mau yo!
So, let's go out there and survive!
Sa!
Ikinokotte ikoze
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SystematicChaos
Climb up to the top,
Yojinobotte
Do a little gloating,
Kachihokotte
Spend some money,
Kane tsukatte
Make some money,
Kane kaseide
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Typesetting:
Drax Kazuhiko1412
Rise up in the world!
Nariagare
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Baby!
Baby
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Quality Checking
SpiritofHokuto20XX
Fly up to the sky!
Maiagare
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Baby
Baby!
Just doing it my way
Oreizumu DE
Idiot Survivor!!
Baka Survivor
Translation Check:
SystematicChaos
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Encoding:
SweetDevilStitch
Baby!
Baby
Stay alive!
Ikinokore
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Baby!
Baby
Stay alive!
Ikinokore
Idiot Survivor!
Baka Survivor
Baby!
Baby
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Fun Time Board Game
Begins!
We'll all get
Serviced
together!
♪
Halekulani! I'll show you what a real board game looks like!
Here goes!
Fist of the Nose Hair Ultimate Secret Technique:
Fun Time Board Game
What on earth have you done with my board game?
And now for your handicap!
Idiot equipped!
Ooh, what a nice smell... Good fragrance... Is that 100% natural herbs?
Get the hell off me!
What you have there is your handicap!
That idiot won't let go of you until you clear this game!
Handicap? Not much of a handicap.
This guy on my shoulders doesn't so much as tickle me.
I hardly consider this to pose any problem whatsoever.
How to make fried rice
Oh, really now?
What!?
What do you think you're doing with my head?
Just hungry over here, so I'm making my lunch.
My hair is burning up!
Has the situation sunk in yet?
If you wanna get that idiot off your shoulders, then head for the goal and...
Move, move, move!
This is the stupidest way to move!
Move, keep moving! Move it! Move it!
And here we go!
Dammit!
Haunted House
Congratulations! You landed on the Haunted House! You get...
A meteor present!
Right in there!
Haunted House
How dare he...
Idiot! Stupid! Moron! We're in a haunted house!
There'll be ghosts here! There'll be ghosts here!
The ghosts are gonna get us!
No, no ghosts here.
Haunted House
That's right. And that's because this is a space station.
Alright! Let's move on!
What was that all about?
You gotta be kidding me! What kind of crappy board game is this?
Can't we roll the dice like a normal board game?
No can do.
Why not?
Move, move, move! Move it! Move it!
Now your next space will be...
The Animal Bath-house!
Damn you, Bo-bobo!
Hey, bro.
P
i
g
k
u
z
a
Scrub my back, will ya?
You goddamn pork...
Whatever, just get over here and...
Wash!
Hey, are you alright?
It looks like I couldn't take that impact...
I'm sorry...
Hang in there!
Farewell...
Don't die on me!!!
Will May Trow Jackson III!
Copernicus Steven Gelgaccia Nicos
Will May Trow Jackson III!
Copernicus Steven Gelgaccia Nicos
That's one long name!
There, there, there, there...
So without further ado...
Time to leave!
He has no sympathy!
Move! Move! Keep up the pace, slowpokes!
The next space is...
Bobobo Hotel
It's a hotel!
Now time to sleep!
As if! I'm not going to sleep!
Sleep, sleep, little one!
He got him!
I'd like to let you sleep longer, but...
It's morning! Checkout time!
He's just going on a rampage!
Hey, hey! Let's move on!!
Tranquil Inn
Oh, great. Next up is a health restoration space.
Perfect! I'll have my health restored and turn the tables on him!
We're here!
This is the Tranquil Inn space.
Damn scum!
No matter. Now I can restore myself to full health.
Welcome. Glad to have you.
It's some monster!
Now, now, please come right this way...
This is the Tokoroten Healing room.
Please lay on your side and close your eyes so I can heal your fatigue.
You better not pull anything funny on me.
Please relax. I'm a pro at my job.
A smelt pro!
I'm a smelt pro!
Get out!
What makes a real man? All that makes the difference is That you have a smelt!!!
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Bo-bobo's Fun Time Board Game continued on.
Curses...
Thank goodness the idiot on my shoulder got off.
What's that?
Service Stage
Service Stage?
I don't see anything here.
Well, what's wrong? Give me my service!
Service!
What's happening?
It's so dark, I can't see a thing!
Direct Service!
Service! Service!
It's so dark I can't see anything! What's going on?
Service Stage over!
Now let's go back on our bulldozer trip!
The bulldozer has arrived!
That's not even vaguely close to a bulldozer!
And finally, I'll show you the essence of the Fun Time Board Game!
Essence? What are you talking about?
I will destroy this world!
You'll destroy this world?
It's time to do your homework, anyway!
Destroy this world!? That's not possible!
Put the board games away!
He got stuck!
We're back to the real world!
This can't be possible!
I've completely destroyed your Death Money Board Game.
Now I can finally have you taste my nose hairs!
Cut the bullshit!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Extra Sauce Please!
He did it! It's Bo-bobo's victory!
You're so amazing! You beat Halekulani!
Whaddya mean he beat him? We all helped, didn't we?
Exactly!
He's back on his feet!
Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney...
He's gotten scary!
Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney...
Bo-bobo! He's losing his mind!
What's going on?
Master Tuna...
Awaken! Master Tuna!
And these guys have lost it even more!
Once I press this button, Master Tuna will return to life!
Please stop it! What do you think you're doing?
I can press it with my foot!
He pressed it!
I'm here!
It's a weird thing on a skateboard!
You came for us, Master Tuna!
That's a stupid joke!
But that was your own bit!
Still not done yet, Halekulani?
I got you!
Now let's go!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Here comes a big attack!
Nose Hair Jump Rope
This technique sucks!
Let's try and break the record! Anyone who screws up is gonna pay!
You're all responsible!
You'll never get away with this, Bo-bobo!
What...?
What the...? The floor is...
It's rising!
Lucky them!
It's pretty...
What a magical skyline...
It's pretty...
Not as pretty as you, Patchmi.
Oh, my.
Patchmi, will you marry me?
That's a humongous diamond!
Outta the way!
Come to me! All the money in Hallelujah Land!
Give me power!
What's gonna happen?
Money is power! Money is everything!
After this break,
Is the super-fun
Bo-boroscope!
Everyone, get ready for Rock Paper Scissors!
Alright, here we go!
Rock,
paper,
scissors!
Remember whether you won or lost.
Your fortune will be revealed at the end of the show!
Money is power! Money is everything!
This is bad! He's powered up!
You're not the only one who's attained power from money, Halekulani!
What the...?
We did too!
That's lame!
Take this! Strongest Secret Technique:
Small Change Attack!
This is pathetic for a strongest secret technique!
Take that! And that! And that!
And it's cheap, too!
This attack won't work on him! Halekulani won't feel a thing!
It's actually working on him!
Damn you all!
He's coming!
He did it! He's the one who started it!
It's true! I saw everything!
Then observe,
Nu Handkerchief Guard!
Doubled!
Tennosuke!
My body!
That made no sense!
There is nothing in this world that is greater than money!
Take this!
Fist of Gorgeous Secret Technique:
10 Billion Bazooka!!
There is something greater than money, and that's our friendship!
Take this!
Secret Technique: Friendship Wave!
Friendship Wave
They shot it straight up!
That was close.
He has no friendship!
How dare you harm those two!
You'll never get away with this! I'll show you my secret technique of rage!
Secret technique of rage? What is that?
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Follow Bo-bobo's lead!
You guys too?
Twin Dragon Slashing Claw Wave!
They've used an amazing attack!
Go Shibuya!
Money... more money...
More money...
If you want the money so bad, I'll give it to you!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Come forth, Money Tree!
Amazing!
Here's your damn money! Take all the bills you want, you thief!
Those are bells, not bills!
If you eat persimmons, the bells will toll as the nightingale cries.
Is it finally over?
He's tough!
Fools! I see none of you have paid any real attention...
What?
Look up in the sky!
That's...
Beautiful, isn't it? The sight of a 100 trillion?
When did he gather that much money?
I did it bit by bit throughout our entire fight.
The money in the heavens will overcome everything!
Money is the strongest of all!
Now pour down!
Fist of Gorgeous Final Secret Technique:
Finale of 100 Trillion!!
This is it for us... We can't avoid it!
It's all over!
Don't give up!
We can still do something!
Here goes!
Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
What are you doing!?
Supersonic Stupid Spinning Top!
They're spinning!
They caused a tornado!
They blew away the money!
Impossible!
How could my secret technique be defeated by such a stupid attack?
Good work, guys!
Bo-bobo!
Let's go! Fist of the Nose Hair Secret Technique:
Twin Drill Punch!
This can't be possible... Money is supposed to be the strongest!
Where is his strength coming from? Is he after my money?
You got that wrong. I'm not fighting for money.
Contract I leave all my wealth to Bo-bobo. Signed, Halekulani
I leave...
all my wealth... to Bo-bobo...
Over my dead body!
He's obviously fighting for money!
There is nothing greater than money!
Money is everything... Money truly is everything!
Money is...
Boss
Why are you so obsessed with money, anyway? Tell me about your childhood.
What's with that high-and-mighty attitude?
20 years ago... I...
You talk way too much!
I get the gist of it! You are beyond salvation!
But he hasn't told you anything.
Finally, Halekulani's past has been revealed!
What a lie!
Finally, next time... Bo-bobo and Halekulani's fight will come to a conclusion!
You pig! I'll show you what's greater than money!
That doesn't exist.
No, no, it really does! We'll tell you next time,
so you'd better stay tuned, kids!
Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!
Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare
We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jump!
Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!
Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare
We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jumping!
Alright then, everyone, bottoms up!
Hai hai hai minasan kanpai
Everyone raise your hands and shout "Hooray"!
Saa minna de te wo age banzai
All you who want to party like there's no rules
Muhou chitai tannou shitai yatsuwa
Keep on, keep on jamming?
Keep on Keep on jamming
As we get mad, cry, and laugh,
Okottari naitari warattari
Shiteru aida ni
We take the past along with us.
Sugi TAKE wa tsure TAKE
Yo! Are you gonna miss the bus and show up late!?
Yo! Nori okurechatte chikoku ka yo
My manual drive is raising the tension gage.
Tension gage ageru jiriki kadou
I say "I can do it!" and fill up with confidence.
Kanou desu to jishin arige ni mato
Ready, aim, fire! ...I don't know.
Nerai uchi I don't know
Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!
Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare
We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jump!
Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!
Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare
We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jumping!
Everyone who wants to shout come on over!!
Sakebitee yatsu wa atsumare
We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jump!
Everyone who wants to make a riot come on over!!
Sawagitee yatsu wa atsumare
We'll all burst out laughing! Burst out running!
Minna de bakusho bakuso
everybody say HOhoooo!!
Hip Pop Step Jumping!
Here's the results for the Bo-boroscope, nah-na-la!
If you won, go to a place with nice scenery and you can power up!
Your lucky food is a beef bowl with extra onions and sauce!
If you tied, if you become a money monger, you may lose something important.
And if you lost, be sure to practice your jump rope so you don't screw everyone over!
Halekulani, you sorrowful monger... Begone with your money!
What? Be gone? He'll be gone with his money? I don't want that!
There's more to live for than money!
Like how being ladylike is more important to Beauty!
What did you say?
A suspicious aura is closing in on Patchmi! Patchmi's scared!
Next time on Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo:
Final Battle
with Halekulani
Finally Concluded!
...But now there's a new
enemy
!?
It... It's not me...